Icon by @flirtymercuryTumblr (3.0; @shiptonofshits)http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://sophieandtheorchestra.tumblr.com/post/158500208857/a-beginners-guide-to-queen" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sophieandtheorchestra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>‘70s</h2> <ul><li>every song is an epic with twelve movements and 85 key changes</li> <li>occasional operatic shrieking is not uncommon</li> <li>hope you’re not a beginner musician because haha good luck buddy</li> <li>there’s a bass player but we’re not really sure if he actually exists</li> <li>all the songs that your drunk friend tries to cover at karaoke come from this decade so get ready for that</li> <li>oh yeah everyone in the band is smarter than you so keep a dictionary handy</li> <li>sparkly costumes</li> </ul><h2>‘80s (more like ‘80-’91)</h2> <ul><li>Mainstream ‘80s Pop Rock™<br/></li> <li>hey in case you didn’t know freddie mercury was gay here’s hot space which is essentially 40 minutes of club music</li> <li>everyone kinda broke off and did solo projects and none of them were good (yes i’m sorry brian even you kinda sucked)</li> <li>okay barcelona was a good song but that’s like the best thing to come out of queen solo albums</li> <li>hey remember that bass player? he totally exists and he’s in full force</li> <li>still quiet tho</li> <li>remember the time in 85 when mtv stopped playing queen because they dressed in drag in one of their videos</li> <li>there’s a mustache now</li> <li>the “no synths” rule is broken <i>so hard</i> </li> <li>like i don’t even think they might be giants used as many synthesizers in their first 10 years as queen did in 1984 alone</li> <li>11/24/1991 never forget</li> </ul><h2>oh yeah and the band i guess</h2> <p>freddie</p> <ul><li>sings higher than you<br/></li> <li>sings lower than you</li> <li>dresses better than you</li> <li>just wants to be left alone with his cats</li> </ul><p>brian</p> <ul><li>curly hair guitar man<br/></li> <li>stereotypical proper brit</li> <li>sad</li> <li>savior of badgers</li> </ul><p>roger</p> <ul><li>prettier than you<br/></li> <li>the best soprano you’ll ever meet</li> <li>acts all tough and badass to compensate for his natural femininity</li> <li>writes about Teenage Angst despite being well out of college</li> </ul><p>john</p> <ul><li>elusive bass player<br/></li> <li>might not actually have a voice</li> <li>hasn’t done anything wrong</li> <li>help him</li> </ul></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/175195242754http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/175195242754Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:54:24 +0700 <video id='embed-5b32cffcb64c8022130347' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p5pc8oaGXR1wgk2hb_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":59,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p5pc8oaGXR1wgk2hb_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CftaTHqOFj_FyOLF_Wy3YA/171958469149/tumblr_p5pc8oaGXR1wgk2hb/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://dynamic-deaky.tumblr.com/post/171941403103/my-favorite-part-of-the-documentary" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dynamic-deaky</a>:</p><blockquote><p>my favorite part of the documentary</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171958469149http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171958469149Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:28:04 +0700fuckgoodbye<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/713f5936b709338714df83ba5de5acc7/tumblr_ovs46mWEY61v8xowqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://classictownshend.tumblr.com/post/164988965615/50-legs-50-guitar" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">classictownshend</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>50% legs <br/> 50% guitar</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723693834http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723693834Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:13:22 +0700i know this post is super oldbutwhat about the 50% hair??<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3bd48bcc46a0d91f9511e7800bb70c39/tumblr_owqt85WsWs1ui7dglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723666274http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723666274Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:11:49 +0700useful<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df6d13821064e0375731c24935f00286/tumblr_ooupxit2uK1sjbkcfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723644779http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723644779Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:10:40 +0700he is so drunk..i love himsososososomuch<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4b862518a7add8f19aa066a2d2b527f7/tumblr_mzyxwpZz5w1rcanino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://ewok-sith-lord.tumblr.com/post/165658173045/johnrdeacon-released-today-on-25th-january-1980" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ewok-sith-lord</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://johnrdeacon.tumblr.com/post/74508837503/released-today-on-25th-january-1980-was-save-me" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">johnrdeacon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Released today on 25th January, 1980 was Save Me, Queen’s second single from The Game.</p></blockquote> <p>I hope someone burned that jacket Brian’s wearing.  It’s really the kindest thing to do for a monstrosity like that.</p> </blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723633514http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723633514Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:10:06 +0700i actually have a calendar with that exact picturei always get a nice giggle at it lmaobut at thr same time i do want to burn it<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e03a81e83d0f7fd2b668208f22dab2d2/tumblr_owdt84scTq1vgmhymo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1ef9caa881473f4e6f7ea8a13953edd2/tumblr_owdt84scTq1vgmhymo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://briansnaughtynanny.tumblr.com/post/165404425644/gwilym-lee-left-as-the-unparalleled-brian-may" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">briansnaughtynanny</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Gwilym Lee (left) as the unparalleled Brian May. <br/><br/><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mSos4F2kGvbv01Z7qjXKNgA" target="_blank">@littlehopelessdreamer47</a></p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723596799http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723596799Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:08:09 +0700awwwwhat a cutieill take it<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2ed1e9961710aa809f3921521bccdcf/tumblr_os0mbf31j01v83mc9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723581889http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171723581889Sat, 10 Mar 2018 20:07:20 +0700f u u u ufuck a duckr...rogeroh how you take my breath away <video id='embed-5b32cffcb7450778662014' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p54ntxCsab1sg4253_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":136,"hdUrl":"https://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CftaTHqOFj_FyOLF_Wy3YA/171587676994/tumblr_p54ntxCsab1sg4253","filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p54ntxCsab1sg4253_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CftaTHqOFj_FyOLF_Wy3YA/171587676994/tumblr_p54ntxCsab1sg4253/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/171560326573/all-star-by-smash-mouth-but-only-using-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">setheverman</a>:</p><blockquote><p>“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long<br/></p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587676994http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587676994Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:34:52 +0700this showed up todayin my youtube feedlel<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5550aa3f3a3cbf4bff33ae7c84491829/tumblr_p5546s53wA1x72ag3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chaoskirin.tumblr.com/post/171570376216/frogboob-i-tried-to-draw-a-deacy-and-i-hecked-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chaoskirin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://frogboob.tumblr.com/post/171570237993/i-tried-to-draw-a-deacy-and-i-hecked-it-up" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">frogboob</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I tried to draw a deacy and I hecked it up</p></blockquote> <p>That isn’t heck’d. It’s adorable. :D It’s bowtie deaks!</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587661079http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587661079Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:33:50 +0700this is gud!!amazing art!!http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587640839http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171587640839Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:32:40 +0700oh yes♡♡♡♡♡ my roger is a dorks<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ba258f45fbcdec462ed7b835b92c6f2/tumblr_p4xort9Dr41x72ag3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chaoskirin.tumblr.com/post/171569198166/frogboob-guess-who-is-this-a-brian-may-shrimp-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chaoskirin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://frogboob.tumblr.com/post/171428042053/guess-who" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">frogboob</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Guess who</p></blockquote> <p>is this a brian may shrimp? i love it</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171569738089http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171569738089Tue, 06 Mar 2018 05:49:42 +0700awwwwesmol<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f6c7e10ed6bdb7a2e9bc2157591265a/tumblr_p05qddsWav1qa9yvvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cce712655e6b7410e18bb909e416033b/tumblr_p05qddsWav1qa9yvvo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e408842db7b4bc29d1990d6d7b14cf31/tumblr_p05qddsWav1qa9yvvo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557964814http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557964814Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:46:50 +0700oh<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3cd7e4e787d92aa2524bd43473c533c/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8db2f14af137c4f0b3d767a0d32d5151/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c84767e75c9864cdb8f83af94a8a69d/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/afeeada0d7137aa86cb554053ddddbe5/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/509ff16ec16b61ee2f1613572c368958/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65d39fc5832419fcad7c580f28c9fc98/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d992a4e5df032316dd1727bb5fcb92f2/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5696148d5355d6a02295a7bab8986413/tumblr_p3k8w4VgkV1wyu7cio8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://meichang.tumblr.com/post/170453792619/the-only-thing-i-could-think-about-when-i-saw-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">meichang</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the only thing I could think about when I saw <a href="http://iskwekan.tumblr.com/post/158536475615/of-course-im-familiar-with-the-seven-deadly-sins" target="_blank">this post</a></p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557776774http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557776774Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:38:58 +0700wowieits been a while since ive seen these facesgreed my boi♡<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e958d306df514d3d31c194694335c58/tumblr_p0xmts3HGr1wg46zoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://1lullaby.tumblr.com/post/168524477259/httpsinstagramcompbcuwu9nwxa" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">1lullaby</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://instagram.com/p/BcUW_u9nwxA/" target="_blank">https://instagram.com/p/BcUW_u9nwxA/</a></p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557747489http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557747489Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:37:42 +0700this is goodi like<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2455df57f5a4c2733ca8c80e44cba0c2/tumblr_orjd0txnjo1tj124ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://musiccanchangeyou2.tumblr.com/post/161811069438/rog" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">musiccanchangeyou2</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Rog</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557672624http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557672624Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:34:32 +0700f u c c.this is too hottoo muchgoodbye<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd14rbPon1qansklo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://deaconator.tumblr.com/post/34182002224/dontcallmecoward-roger-brian-and-john-omg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">deaconator</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontcallmecoward.tumblr.com/post/34176958082/roger-brian-and-john" target="_blank">dontcallmecoward</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Roger, Brian, and John.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Omg I’ve never seen these helpahjkdhgfj</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557644469http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557644469Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:33:24 +0700holy shit? ive never seen thesejoooooohn kxlwlakwlzkalalskdkdjdhdhafdad<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6b9d8ff76bb67ec1fc738b7a0232697/tumblr_ovdc0hqmmq1utn32do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557608614http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557608614Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:31:54 +0700i really like this pici dont know why<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ecg2SuNO1qh8vwlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557598179http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171557598179Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:31:27 +0700roger pleasedont ever wear that... thingit belongs to birbman<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e79654c05ddbbbd7f521dc35f296f8f/tumblr_p4xoxzBrNp1w6dx7wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://rocknrollcanneverdie.tumblr.com/post/171428152567/brian-may-and-roger-taylor-rio-de-janeiro-1985" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rocknrollcanneverdie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Brian May and Roger Taylor , Rio de janeiro 1985. Queen.</p></blockquote>http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171556953244http://shiptonofshits.tumblr.com/post/171556953244Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:04:25 +0700oh... my boys